It’s −12° in Michigan. We Regret Everything. Except This.
Deep Dive AI • Michigan Winter Field Report It’s −12° in Michigan. We Regret Everything. Except This. There are two kinds of days in Michigan winter. “Let’s still go out, it’ll be fine.” “Absolutely not.” Today is firmly, aggressively, spiritually #2 . When the thermometer reads −12° , the universe is no longer suggesting plans. It is issuing a correction. Outside is hostile. Outside is personal. Outside is a place where optimism goes to die. So we stayed in. And somehow, against all odds, it turned into date night. The Outside World Has Been Cancelled The signs were clear: “Date Night: Cancelled.” “Michigan −12°: Absolutely Not.” Icicles growing like they’re trying to unionize. Even the ghosts on the TV in Phasmophobia looked...